Literature
Saved by the Bell: A Parody
Zack cruised into Bayside High School and ogled the girls at their lockers. Most of them were checking themselves in their mirrors, but really they used the mirrors to catch Zack peeping at them. Several girls turned around and chucked shoes at him. One girl threw a pig's brain, her science project. Slater approached, laughing.
"Checkin' out the ladies again, preppie?"
"Do you ever ask a question that isn't stupid or redundant?"
"Yeah, one time I asked out Jessie!"
"I stand by my previous question."
Slater helped him up off the ground, then slapped him hard until he was down again. Slater laughed again and strutt